Local man, Mark Smith, was left in a state of shock and embarrassment after attending his high school reunion last week. The reunion, held at the local high school gym, was meant…
Man “Accidentally” Falls in Love Quickly, to Surprise of All Involved
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Phil Paltrow, a local San Franciscan, made this week a week to remember after supposedly being the victim of a love-at-first-sight kind of situation. Paltrow reportedly caught the…
Renowned Judge Gordon Herrington Acquires Pet Potbelly Pig
Judge Gordon Herrington of the Circuit District Court in San Francisco has done the unexpected: he’s adopted an extra-large potbelly pig. The pig, newly christened “Sherry”, has become an obscure fixture in…
Local Man’s New Diet Plan: Eating Nothing But Pizza
Local man, Jacob Smitz, is trying a new diet plan that he believes will help him lose weight and get healthier. Smitz, a resident of the small town of Shelbyville, NC, has…
World’s First Telepathic Dog Discovered, Proves Humans Were Wrong All Along
In a groundbreaking scientific revelation that has sent shockwaves through the animal kingdom, researchers at the prestigious Institute of Canine Studies have announced the discovery of the world’s first telepathic dog. This…