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Local Man’s New Diet Plan: Eating Nothing But Pizza

Posted on May 22, 2023

Local man, Jacob Smitz, is trying a new diet plan that he believes will help him lose weight and get healthier. Smitz, a resident of the small town of Shelbyville, NC, has decided to only eat pizza for the next month.

“I’m really excited to try this new diet plan,” Smitz said. “I’m sure it will help me lose weight and get healthier. I’m going to try to eat pizza for every meal, and I’m going to try to stick to it for the whole month.”

Smitz’s plan has been met with some skepticism from his friends and family. “I think it’s a terrible idea,” said Smitz’s wife, Mary. “I’m worried about his health. I don’t think eating nothing but pizza is a good idea.”

Despite the criticism, Smitz is determined to stick to his plan. “I’m sure it will work,” he said. “I’m going to try to eat as much pizza as I can, and I’m going to try to stay away from unhealthy snacks. I’m sure I’ll be able to lose weight and get healthier.”

Only time will tell if Smitz’s plan will be successful. In the meantime, he’s determined to stick to it and see what happens.

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